Local Weather Update and Thunderstorm Playlist

There's a thunderstorm going on right now. Not where you are probably, but where I am there is definitely a thunderstorm happening. Aren't thunderstorms the best? They're scary and exciting and mysterious but also comforting and familiar. There's something about witnessing the awesome power of nature from fairly safe location. It's like watching The Twister on Blu-ray with surround sound. But with less Helen Hunt, I'm guessing.

'Iron Man 2' is an Uproarius Comedic Romp for the Whole Family!

A couple of days ago, I saw Iron Man 2. While the first Iron Man was good, it was overrated. It benefited from America's craving for a good superhero movie just like the first Spider-Man. Both movies were fun, but each was unjustly hailed as something remarkable. And like Spider-Man, the sequel to Iron Man failed to improve upon or match the original. Oh yeah, there might be SPOILERS.

Technical Difficulties

Yesterday as I was getting ready to leave school, a bad thing happened. After packing everything into my little red Saturn, I put the car in reverse and started backing out of the parking space, ready to begin my joyous summer. It was then that I felt the back wheels roll over something. When I got out of the car check it out, I saw my contorted backpack (filled mostly with clothes but also with my laptop, external hard drive, and computer speakers) jammed underneath the car just in front of the left rear wheel, which had just finished RUNNING IT OVER. Apparently, while I thought I had loaded all of my belongings, it turns out I had actually loaded all of my belongings except for one belonging.

Mr. Rogers Is Obviously not Evil

We all know Fox & Friends is garbage television based around sensationalized non-journalism that is fed to its viewers who watch the program because it supports their already established notions of the world around them. We also know that the anchors of the show are fake tanned, plastic-faced morons who literally know nothing about how things work. Most importantly, we can all agree that it is so depressing that "Fox & Friends" is one step above "Fox & the Hound" on Google's popular searches. Speaking of Fox & Friends crushing childhood nostalgia, there's this:

There Are Other Animals Besides Cats On The Internet?

The Lyrebird does some cool things, guys. Am I the only one who didn't know about the Lyrebird before? Is this some big conspiracy to keep me in the dark? Why don't you answer me, World Wide Web, if that even is your REAL NAME?

Seriously though, check out the Australian-native bird mimic a variety of sounds including: camera shutters, hammers, chainsaws, walkie talkies, and many more!

Something Something Science

So, a cool guy did a cool thing. His name's Dan and he does science. He made a flash and it explains a lot about the universe works (Hint to the ninjas out there: it's probably miracles). I guess it was for a class (Fucking extra credit, how does that work?) and I am having trouble fitting all the knowledge into my brain. Keanu? A hand please?

So check out the video here, and when you're done check out all else that Newgrounds has to offer. Which is to say, treat yourself to a little hentai. It's almost the weekend. You've almost earned it.

Mix For That Early Part of Summer When You Feel, Oh So Free

Everyone's finishing up with classes and taking their finals and it's about to be that very exciting time when you get to see all your old friends and your family and enjoy life for a couple of weeks before you are forced to find a summer job and before you get tired of all the heat and free time and would do just anything to have someone assign you an essay or something JEEZ! Just kidding, summer is the best. She gets it: