Something Something Science

So, a cool guy did a cool thing. His name's Dan and he does science. He made a flash and it explains a lot about the universe works (Hint to the ninjas out there: it's probably miracles). I guess it was for a class (Fucking extra credit, how does that work?) and I am having trouble fitting all the knowledge into my brain. Keanu? A hand please?

So check out the video here, and when you're done check out all else that Newgrounds has to offer. Which is to say, treat yourself to a little hentai. It's almost the weekend. You've almost earned it.

Mix For That Early Part of Summer When You Feel, Oh So Free

Everyone's finishing up with classes and taking their finals and it's about to be that very exciting time when you get to see all your old friends and your family and enjoy life for a couple of weeks before you are forced to find a summer job and before you get tired of all the heat and free time and would do just anything to have someone assign you an essay or something JEEZ! Just kidding, summer is the best. She gets it:

Haha, Great Job?

This is pretty much the best video of a female version of Tim Heidecker (but hotter!) that exists. Why does this only have 2,000 views? This should have all the views. Does no one appreciate true beauty? On a side note, I wonder if this is just viral marketing for Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

The video is described succinctly: "Hot girl lips her lips like Tim Heidecker." Haha, very good description. That is more or less what the video is about I suppose. 

Poke, or no poke? What do you say Youtube commenter, abdu123?

abdu123: yea she not really hot

The verdict is in. She's a cow. 

Broken Fingaz Graffiti Stop Motion

Broken Fingaz is a "crew" of artists from Haifa, Israel. They have created a video that would be fair to describe as "neato". Apparently, it was made on their roof and took them three days.  The Broken Fingaz stop motion video after the jump:

The U.S. Auto Industry Could Have Learned Something From The Human Body

Scientists have released a video that utilizes revolutionary new imaging technology to show never-before-seen operations within the human body. Check it out after the jump.

Finally, We Are All Becoming Human

This is a pretty cool video. I like the animation and the song's not bad either. It's from 2007, so you've probably seen it. You being the hip and savvy internet user (hacker?) that you are.

Support Your Local Dying Industry Giant

Some blog called The New York Times recently published a really interesting profile of the indie rock band The National. Somebody should really pay these guys for doing that kind of journalism. Hahaha, just kidding. More of this please.

Fuckin' Parodies, How Do They Work?

A Juggalo parody is unnecessary. The best spoof of Juggalo culture, is Juggalo culture. No matter how much Faygo you drink and faces you paint, your attempts will not be as funny as the actual behavior of Juggalos. The same can be said for SNL's parody of Insane Clown Posse's music video for their song, "Miracles". On the other hand, it is funny. Watch it and the original music video after the jump.

New Track From Up-and-Comer (No Homo) Magic Face

Magic Face is amazing! He is an up-and-coming artist. He is really, really up-and-coming (almost too up-and-coming). Trust me, you don't want to wait too long to find out about this guy. Don't come crying to me when he's on Jimmy Kimmel and it's no longer cool to like him. You've been warned.

(Full disclosure: I am Magic Face and I made this song.) Do you like it? Check "Y" for yes.


Magic Face - Eyes Forever/Don't You Hope To Die

Nerd Watch: Super Mario World Set to Music

We all have to decide how to spend our time on earth. This time is short and, invariably, each of us wishes to have more of it. And while most of us die with little to show for the energy and time spent during our lives, a select few achieve greatness. Whoever created this (who do I look like, Bob Woodward?) has tasted that greatness. It obviously took more time than most adults can afford to waste, but that is why the man or woman (seriously, why would anyone pay for news when they have this high-caliber journalism for free?) who created it is a true hero.  Great job, sir or madam, you complete me.

I Once Had A Dream

So last Thursday, Pitchfork did a Forkcast on up-and-coming electronic musician Dream Cop. A week before that, on March 31st, I wrote a music profile on Tommy Davidson aka Dream Cop and his roommate Nick Ingvoldstad, or Ishkabum.

I'm not saying I should be writing for Pitchfork because I knew what they were going to write a week before they did, but I'm definitely hinting at it.  Anyway, it was for a class assignment and it didn't get posted anywhere because I didn't have anywhere to post it. But now, because it's 2010 and bloggers are the new hackers I decided to get a place to post these things, so here it is along with free mp3's after the jump.

Here...We...Go

I'm a lot like the Joker at the end of The Dark Knight, except instead of blowing up ships full of upstanding citizens and criminals (Yuck!), I'm writing about music, pop culture, web videos and any stupid little things that I find funny and/or interesting. Whatever.  We'll see what happens. I'm positive that in no time at all this blog will have a blogopoly on the entire blogosphere.

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" - Everyone else who has a blog