Does Anyone Speak German?

Check out Shinichi Osawa's mind-blowing video for "BBG BBB":



A quick Google Translate for the German phrase, "komm geht ab wenn der beat jetzt lauft" got me this result: "come from is where the beat is running now," which sounds to me like a perfect translation. Nothing wrong with that at all. This guy knows:

"Diese Übersetzung ist sehr gut."

Just to be safe, however, I ran the phrase in Babel Fish and received this as my English translation: "come goes starting from if beat now run," which, if anything, just shows how much better Google translate is than Babel Fish and how much better Google is than Yahoo.

The real translation is probably something about, "come get up as this beat now plays." And honestly, I didn't have to care what the words were to get that message.

Games - 'Everything Is Working'

According to Ears of the Beholder, "Games is an electronic duo featuring Daniel Lopatin of Oneohtrix Point Never." So now you know who Games is because obviously, you already knew about Oneohtrix Point Never. They are huge. They are the Missy Elliot of the psychadelic/IDM drone scene. But really, they've been on p4k a few times and the album is really good (got an 8.2, which is totally good enough for me to download it for free!!!1). It's ambient, droning and repetitive and sounds an awful lot like Steve Reich. Oh yeah, the other member of Games is Joel Ford of Tiger City.

 Not Pictured: Games

So, it turns out that Games is also really good and also (I'm guessing purposely) impossible to Google, and even harder to Bing (haha, Bing).

Anyway, after the jump, check out the awesome video for "Everything Is Working," which features snippets of what looks like a foreign McDonald's commercial and some of the chillest waves yet.

There Are Other Animals Besides Cats On The Internet?

The Lyrebird does some cool things, guys. Am I the only one who didn't know about the Lyrebird before? Is this some big conspiracy to keep me in the dark? Why don't you answer me, World Wide Web, if that even is your REAL NAME?

Seriously though, check out the Australian-native bird mimic a variety of sounds including: camera shutters, hammers, chainsaws, walkie talkies, and many more!

Something Something Science

So, a cool guy did a cool thing. His name's Dan and he does science. He made a flash and it explains a lot about the universe works (Hint to the ninjas out there: it's probably miracles). I guess it was for a class (Fucking extra credit, how does that work?) and I am having trouble fitting all the knowledge into my brain. Keanu? A hand please?

So check out the video here, and when you're done check out all else that Newgrounds has to offer. Which is to say, treat yourself to a little hentai. It's almost the weekend. You've almost earned it.

Haha, Great Job?

This is pretty much the best video of a female version of Tim Heidecker (but hotter!) that exists. Why does this only have 2,000 views? This should have all the views. Does no one appreciate true beauty? On a side note, I wonder if this is just viral marketing for Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

The video is described succinctly: "Hot girl lips her lips like Tim Heidecker." Haha, very good description. That is more or less what the video is about I suppose. 

Poke, or no poke? What do you say Youtube commenter, abdu123?

abdu123: yea she not really hot

The verdict is in. She's a cow. 

Broken Fingaz Graffiti Stop Motion

Broken Fingaz is a "crew" of artists from Haifa, Israel. They have created a video that would be fair to describe as "neato". Apparently, it was made on their roof and took them three days.  The Broken Fingaz stop motion video after the jump:

The U.S. Auto Industry Could Have Learned Something From The Human Body

Scientists have released a video that utilizes revolutionary new imaging technology to show never-before-seen operations within the human body. Check it out after the jump.

Finally, We Are All Becoming Human

This is a pretty cool video. I like the animation and the song's not bad either. It's from 2007, so you've probably seen it. You being the hip and savvy internet user (hacker?) that you are.

Fuckin' Parodies, How Do They Work?

A Juggalo parody is unnecessary. The best spoof of Juggalo culture, is Juggalo culture. No matter how much Faygo you drink and faces you paint, your attempts will not be as funny as the actual behavior of Juggalos. The same can be said for SNL's parody of Insane Clown Posse's music video for their song, "Miracles". On the other hand, it is funny. Watch it and the original music video after the jump.

Nerd Watch: Super Mario World Set to Music

We all have to decide how to spend our time on earth. This time is short and, invariably, each of us wishes to have more of it. And while most of us die with little to show for the energy and time spent during our lives, a select few achieve greatness. Whoever created this (who do I look like, Bob Woodward?) has tasted that greatness. It obviously took more time than most adults can afford to waste, but that is why the man or woman (seriously, why would anyone pay for news when they have this high-caliber journalism for free?) who created it is a true hero.  Great job, sir or madam, you complete me.