I tried to pull the bag out from under the car, but it would not budge. I put the car into neutral and then proceeded to try to push the car off the bag which ended up just dragging the bag back and forth (tearing a hole in it in the process). It was noon in a crowded parking lot of parents helping their kids move out of the dorms. People were probably confused.
It was at this point that adrenaline took over. I reached down and bent my knees trying not to remember my pathetic dead lift attempts during JV baseball tryouts when I was a sophomore in high school. I grabbed rear bumper of the car and, like a mother saving her trapped baby, I was able to move the car off the bag.1
The speakers and hard drive seemed fine, but the computer did not look so good. To my surprise, when I pushed the power button on the scraped and slightly bent Macbook, it made the startup noise and it appears to actually work. The screen is broken so I can't see anything but the keyboard and volume still work, so I'm going to try to hook it up to a monitor and test it.
I'm amazed that it even works at all, but I guess Macs are designed for simple people who only own a computer so they can look at pictures of their 5 year-old nephew on iPhoto, or use iTunes to download episodes of M*A*S*H, or whatever, so they probably planned for this sort of idiotic thing. I'm not saying that being "computer illiterate"makes you stupid, but I am saying that it makes you old (Huh?). And old people should not drive. And apparently, neither should I.
So, because of my
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Posts may be somewhat infrequent until I figure out the computer thing and I'm sure I'll be way behind the times once I start having the internet constantly flashing things at my eyeballs again, so bear with me if I post videos you already saw on your Yahoo! home page, or whatever. By the way, have you guys heard about Keyboard Cat?
1 This stuff actually happens. I did a Bing search.
2 Haha, ew. This Milk Ad caption is gross on so many levels, but it is still not as gross as that man's face.
Smuck---next time look behind you----just kidding----go to Techservice .com they will give you a free diagnosis and do it cheaper than anyone
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